a joke from my inbox

My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it
>to the veterinarian. He found out that the problem was hair in its ears so
>he cleaned both of its ears out and the dog could hear fine. The vet told
>the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the
>store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a
month.
> > >
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At
>the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under
your
>arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
> > >
> > > The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
> > >
> > > The druggist says, "Oh. Well, if you're using it on your legs, don't
>shave for a couple of days."
> > >
> > > The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
>I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle
for a week!"