Why your dogs haircut costs more

Reason#10 Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end. #9 You don't go for weeks w/o washing or brushing your hair. #8Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim. #7Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears. #6Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove boogies from your eyes. #5You sit still for your hairdresser. #4Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure. #3Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head. #2You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser. And the #1 Reason: The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is slim.