Want A Spectacular Job ?

I Want A Spectacular Job

One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it
up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.

"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a
spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at
or has ever attempted to do."


"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."