Retirement fun

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to
make their days interesting. Thought you'd might like to see
what happened to me last week.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for
about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing
out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on,
buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a
Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse manure.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with
the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.

I didn't give a hoot. My car was parked around the corner.


I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.