The Painter.

Redneck Billy Joe Bob, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted
portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from
all over the country were coming to him for paintings.
One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch
Limo. She asked Billy Joe Bob if he would paint her in the nude.
This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful
lady said money was no object, she was willing to pay $50,000.
Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Billy Joe Bob asked the
lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with his wife.
In a few minutes he returned and told the lady he was willing to do it.
However, he would have to leave his socks on so he would have some place
to wipe his brushes.