You might be a farmer if......

Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

You wave at every vehicle whether you know them or not.

You have covinced your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip to shop for equipment is a vacation.

You have used baling wire to attach a license plate to a vehicle.

You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.

You have used a Velvet Leaf plant as toilet paper.

You have driven off the road while examing your neighbor's crops.

You have "borrowed" gravel from the county road to fill a pothole in your driveway.

You can remember the fertilizer rate, seeding rate, herbicide rate, and final yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday or dress size.

And finally, if given $1,000,000 you would keep right on farming. You would farm differently, but you'd keep right on farming because that is who & what you are ---
the American Farmer.