CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
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All temperatures in Fahrenheit

70 - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.

60 - North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.

50 - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.

40 - Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.

32 - Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.

15 - Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 DEGREES - People in Miami all stop moving.
Canadians lick the flagpole.

20 BELOW - Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.

40 BELOW - Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.

60 BELOW - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
classes until it gets cold enough.

80 BELOW - Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.

100 BELOW - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 BELOW - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 BELOW - ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kalvin
scale). People in Canada start saying,
"Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 BELOW - @!#$ freezes over.
The Americans win a gold medal in hockey