I think this is funny

30 Years Difference
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Long hair
> > >> > > 2002: Longing for hair
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: The perfect high
> > >> > > 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: KEG
> > >> > > 2002: EKG
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Acid rock
> > >> > > 2002: Acid reflux
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Moving to California because it's cool
> > >> > > 2002: Moving to California because it's warm
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Growing pot
> > >> > > 2002: Growing pot belly
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> > >> > > 200! 2: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Seeds and stems
> > >> > > 2002: Roughage
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Killer weed
> > >> > > 2002: Weed killer
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Hoping for a BMW
> > >> > > 2002: Hoping for a BM
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: The Grateful Dead
> > >> > > 2002: Dr. Kevorkian
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Going to a new, hip joint
> > >> > > 2002: Receiving a new hip joint
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Rolling Stones
> > >> > > 2002: Kidney Stones
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Being called into the principal's office
> > >> > > 2002: Calling the principal's office
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Screw the system
> > >> > > 2002: Upgrade the system
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Disco
> > >> > > 2002: Costco
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
> > >> > > 2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Passing the driver's test
> > >> > > 2002: Passing the vision test
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 1972: Whatever
> > >> > > 2002: Depends
> > >> > >
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this willcertainly
change things :

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
born in 1983. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing
up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always
been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the year they were
born. They have always had an answering machine. They have always had
cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Jay Leno has
always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the
microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't
imagine what hard contact lenses are! They don't know who Mork was or
where he was from. They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk ! a
mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane". They do not care who
shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. McDonald's never came in
Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies in your life,
and don't forget the youngins so they can see what the
stone age was like ;-)