words of wisdom?

Here's a couple one that recently just occurred to me:

Those material things you want so badly? Ultimately, you're really just borrowing them.

Gravity happens to everybody!

Stealing is a just labor saving device. (If you ever studied history that was what it was. Stealing farmland was sure easier than removing all the rocks, amending the soil etc. I DO NOT advocate stealing, in any forms. Except someones heart....)

Dogs don't care if you smell.

I know you've got some words of wisdom!
Mobi