"What denomination?"

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darius So.App.Mtns., United States(Zone 5b) Nov 21, 2003

A woman went to the post office to buy stamps so she could mail her Christmas cards out. She asked the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk responded, "What denomination?"

The woman groaned in reply after thinking for a few moments, "God help us!

Has it come to this?

Let me see... OK... give me six Catholics, twelve Presbyterians, ten Lutherans, and twenty-two Baptists."

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