Blonde joke

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7A.M. Signed, The Blonde"

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a Brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the Bag was the following note...."Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!