School trip

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two
female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it
was decided that the girls would go with one teacher, and
the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the
men's room when one of the boys came out and told her
that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with
their trousers, and began hoisting the little boys up one
by one - holding onto their "parts" to direct the flow
away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he
was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
"You must be in the 5th."

"No, Miss," he replied, "I'm the jockey riding Silver
Arrow in the 4th, but thanks for the lift."


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