The modern world

You know you have accepted it when:

-Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail.
-You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
-Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn for a screen-saver.
-You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
-Using real money, instead of credit or debit card would be a hassle and take a lot of planning.
-You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
-Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
-Your idea of being organized is multi-colored Sticky notes.
-You hear most of your jokes via e-mail.
-You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
-Waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and check e-mail on the way back to bed.
-You start tilting your head to smile :~)
-Reading this, you are nodding your head and laughing!
-Worse, you know exactly who you are going to send it to!~