Women understand

> > TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
> >
> > 10. Cat's facial expressions.
> > 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
> > 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
> > 7. Fat clothes.
> > 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
> > 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
> >
> > 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
> > 3. Eyelash curlers.
> > 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
> > AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
> >
> > 1. OTHER WOMEN