A cat died and went to heaven. Got met him at the gate and said, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."
The cat says, "Well, I've lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."
God said, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appeared.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God met them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs, and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."
God said, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse was fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check and see how the cat was doing. The cat was sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently woke him up and asked, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"
The cat yawned and stretched and said, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels are great."
Cat and Mouse Game
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