Women Drivers LOL

SUBJECT: WOMEN DRIVERS

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> >My name is Bob. Driving to my office this morning on
> >New Mexico Interstate 40 near central & tramway, I
> >looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a
> >woman in a brand new corvette, with her face up next
> >to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup.
> >I looked away for a few seconds, and when I looked
> >back, there she was halfway over in my lane, still
> >working on her eye liner.
>
> >It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver,
> >which knocked the Krispy Kreme out of my other hand.
> >In all the confusion, of trying to straighten out the
> >car with my knees against the steering wheel, it
> >knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into
> >my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and
> >burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and
> >disconnected an important call.
> >
> >DARN WOMEN DRIVERS!
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