Kitty Christmas

For you cat lovers:

On the twelve days of "Catmas"
my humans gave to me ...

Twelve human hugs and kisses.
(Oh, quit it,
you're embarrassing me!)

Eleven minutes of scratching.
(Oh yeah,
and it makes a nice cloud of flying fur!)

Ten balls of twine.
(Hey, are you trying to strangle me?)

Nine humans dancing.
(Obviously because of the hairballs
I left next to the bed.)

Eight hairball toys.
(Wow, pretty authentic looking!)

Seven pet food covers.(Nice,but you know I always eatthe whole can at one
time.)

Six floppy stuffed Beanie Dalmatians. (Ugh! Do you think I'll get the
other 95?)

Five small lattice balls. (Gee, I love the noise they make on the
floor at 3AM!)

Four furry mice. (Hey, They're fake! How about a real one
once in a while!?!)

Three nuggets of Pounce. (Only three? Are you savin' the
rest for next year?)

Two catnip toys. (Hehe! I bet I can wreck these in 60
seconds or less.)

A carpeted cheesy homemade cat tree. (Well. OK. But I'm
not giving up sleeping on your bed.) What do you think your cat(s) would
say?