Three mice lived in a family's house. The mice decided to use the bathroom themselves. One mouse bathed in the sink, another went swimming in the bathtub and the third jumped into the commode. After a while they went to bed and talked about their adventure.
The first mouse said "I had a great time. I splashed around and used the bar of soap like a raft and got in and out of the water."
The second mouse said "I was swimming in an olympic sized pool. I swan lap after lap and had a wonderful time."
The third mouse shook his head and said "I'm glad you two had a good time. I was swimming around minding my own business when, all of a sudden, it got dark. Then it began to thunder. It started to pour rain and the water swirled. If someone had not tossed in those logs to hold onto I would have drowned!
Mouse Vacation
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