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> The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say:
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> 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
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> 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
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> 38. Duct tape won't fix that.
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> 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
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> 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
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> 35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
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> 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
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> 33. You can't feed that to the dog.
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> 32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
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> 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
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30. Wrestling's fake.
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