A 92-year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous, young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful!"
What the Doctor says
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