Two wee Grannies were driving through Edinburgh. As they came up to the first crossing, the light was red, but they just drove straight through the crossing.
The passenger Granny thought, "I must be going in the nut, I'm sure that the light was red".
At the next crossing, the same thing happened...red light...drove straight through the crossing. She thought to herself again, "I'm positive that the light was red, but just to be 100% sure I'll wait for the next one".
As they drove through the third red light, she said to her companion, "Jeannie, that's the third red light you've driven through, do ye want to get us killed??"
Jeannie looked at her in amazement and said, "Oh my goodnes, am I driving???"
Two wee Grannies
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