A froggy had fallen on hard times and went to his bank for a loan. He hopped up to the desk where the clerk, Paddy Wack was sitting. Paddy asked froggy his name.
"Why I'm Kermit Jagger" froggy replied.
"I'll need more than that to process you request", said Paddy, "Do you have any collateral?"
"Hmmm" thought froggy. Then he pulled a china elephant from his pocket and offered it to Paddy.
Paddy wasn't sure about this. "I'll have to ask my boss" he said.
He was startled and bemused by his boss's reply:
"Nick nack Paddy Wack, give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone"
Froggy's loan
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