Two little boys were sitting in their room just before breakfast. The elder one said:
"Hey I'm big now, and I think it's time I started swearing, let's try it out on Mummy at breakfast".
So they toddled downstairs and took their places at the breakfast table.
"Good morning Darlings," said the Mum smiling, "now what would you like for breakfast?"
"I'll have some f****** Corn Flakes, Mum".
WHACK!! He got a crack right across the ear, "Go upstairs this minute my boy, and wash your mouth out with soap. Now what would you like for breakfast, my Baby?"
"I don't really know now Mum, but I'm definitely staying away from those f****** Corn Flakes".
Wintermoor
Two little boys
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