Blonde Joke

Two sisters inherit the family farm. One is blonde and one is brunette. After a couple of years, the farm is about to go bankrupt. They decide they need a bull so they can raise their own stock. The brunette goes to look at a bull. She tells her sister, if she buys the bull, she will contact her so she can pick it up. She looks at the bull and decides they should buy it. The farmer says he will take $599 for the bull and no less! She agrees this is a fair price and pays the farmer. She leaves the farm and goes through a small town and stops to send a telegram to her sister. She tells the operator that she needs to send a telegram to her sister and it should say "Hook the trailer to the pick up truck and go pick up the bull". The operator informs her the telegram will cost 99 cents per word and she is down to her last dollar. She thinks for a few minutes and tells him to send the word "comfortable". The operator asks "How on earth is your sister going to know what you want by that?" The brunette replies "My sister is blonde and that is a big word. She will have to sound it out very slowly. Come-for-da-bul."