Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .... What? ... a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"
Thought these were pretty cute.
a little laugh
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