A PRAYER FOR SOME OF US

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dguimo Pioneer, CA Mar 19, 2002

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep
Please no wrinkles, please no bags
Please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, please no gray-
As for my belly, please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young-
And, thank you Dear Lord for all that you have done!

THE TRUTH IN 13 WORDS >>>>>>
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened?

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