Fat & Wine!

(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British
or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot
of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of
red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans

(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like.
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