Badtimes Virus Alert!

If your receive an email entitled "Badtimes", DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY!. Do not open it. This one is very nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses and eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to past tense and incorportating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags form your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
***PLEASE WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN****
Thank you----grin---- :)