Farmer and the preacher

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently
came upon a farmer working in his field. Being
concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher
asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard
of the Lord my good man?"

Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his
work the farmer replied, "Naw, these are soybeans."

"You don't understand," said the preacher. "Are you
a Christian?"

With the same amount of interest as his previous
answer the farmer said, "Nope my name is Jones. You
must be lookin for Jim Christian. He lives a mile
south of here."

The young determined preacher tried again asking the
farmer, "Are you lost?"

"Naw! I've lived here all my life," answered the farmer.

"Are you prepared for the resurrection?" the frustrated
preacher asked.

This caught the farmer's attention and he asked, "When's
it gonna be?"

Thinking he had accomplished something the young preacher
replied, "It could be today, tomorrow, or the next day."

Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping
his brow, the farmer remarked, "Well, don't mention it to
my wife. She don't get out much and she'll wanna go all
three days