joke?

Mount Prospect, IL(Zone 5a)

Role Playing
> Little Adam rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is
> scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the
> kitchen. She says, "Put that away Adam! You can't have ice cream now.
> It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play."
> Adam whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with."
> Trying to placate him, she says, "OK, I'll play with you. What do you
> want to play?"
> He says, "I wanna play Mommie and Daddy."
> Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she
> says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?"
> Adam says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down."
> Figuring that she can easily control the situation, she goes
upstairs.
> Adam, feeling a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the
> utility closet. He dons his father's old fishing hat. At the top of
the
> stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway.
> His mother raises up and says, "What do I do now?"
> In a gruff manner, Adam says, "Get your butt downstairs and get that
> kid some ice cream!"
>

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