2 dead Blondes!!

How'd you die?" The first blonde asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.


"That's awful," says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to
death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You get to the
shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's
a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're
sleeping.

How about you, how did you die?" asked the second blonde.

"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde. "You see, I knew my husband
was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to
the bedroom, and found him alone, watching TV. I ran down to the basement,
but no one was hiding there, either. I ran to the second floor, but no one
was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I
got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The first blonde shakes her head. "What a pity - if you had only looked in
the freezer, we'd both still be alive."