WHY ???

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world
'up over'?

Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move
your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second
hand?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for
an address, you turn
down
the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?

Day light savings time - why are they saving it and
where do they keep it?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington
for ID that he just
whipped out a quarter?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
situations?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just
stand around and sing
"Happy Birthday?"

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he
still hear his walkman?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all
her friends?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf
people wear earmuffs?

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet
them?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the
whales look the way
they
do?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they
make fog horns out of?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go
with sushi?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have
parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a
picture of a running
child?

Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when
we are already there?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?