The new pastor

lagrange, GA(Zone 7a)

A new pastor moved into town
and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until
he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one
came
to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out
his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.


The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the
collection
plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10."


Upon opening his Bible to the passage, his face turned red, and he let
out
a roar of laughter.


Revelation 3:20 reads: Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man
hear my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine
with
him, and he with me.


Genesis 3:10 reads: And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I
was afraid, because I was naked.

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