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Terry Murfreesboro, TN(Zone 7a) Jan 30, 2002

Allegedly posed in all seriousness by real people to some Master Gardeners. (I found these on the Farmer's Almanac website. Answers and other funny Q&A are in their 2002 Almanac.)

LAWN WARS: My neighbor's grass is growing into my grass area. How do I make sure my grass wins?

FAUNAPHOBIA: I live on a stream. How do I get rid of snakes?

VEGETABLE ENVY: How do I grow the most humongous pumpkin on my block?

CAT-ANT-ROPHIES: Which works better for controlling fire ants: grits or urine?

I've probably asked questions along the same lines, so I'm really chuckling at myself, too :)

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