More adventures in Goldville, cont.

I just cannot believe it!!! I'm lying here injured and probably bleeding to death and that GG is falsely accusing me!! Those boys didn't have broken arms till YOU came around, trying to drag them out of the office.
Sheriff, I think I need you to go get the Wonder and Bobby to get this boiler off my big toe, sure hope someone can help me fix it with the ducK tape.
If y'all see any "unusual" copper parts laying around town will you take them to the blacksmith to see if she can repair it? I sure would like to get one more "run" of that Elixir before the party.
Somebody PLEASE get that Flowered One out of my Elixir, I do declare, she is licking it off the ground. Why, if I had a hammer and nail, I'd nail her tongue to the ground!!!