Miami Herald on Microsoft Windows

Here's a fairly funny piece in the Miami Harold yesterday:

http://www.miami.com/herald/special/features/barry/2002/docs/jan06.htm

The story's premise is that, no matter what version of Windows you use, the problems are always there, despite Microsoft's promises that "this version will fix all".

My favorite quote from the story:

"My computers keep having seizures, but I keep buying Windows versions, hoping I'll get lucky. I'm like the loser in the nightclub who keeps hitting on the hot babe. His shoes are squishing from the piña colada she poured on him, but he's thinking: ``She's warming up to me!''"

How many Windows users feel like that? :)

Dave