Okay you fowl killers - you have to picture this!

southeast, NE

DD received a Far Side calendar for Christmas.

The first page shows a chicken fortune teller with chickens lined up in front of her. This is what the fortune teller states:

"Whoa! Another bad one! I see your severed head lying quietly in the red-stained dirt, a surprised expression still frozen in your lifeless eyes.... Next."

I know I have a sick sense of humor - just love Far Side!

Sorry I don't have a scanner.

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