Texas joke

> A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear
> > a voice call from behind a sand dune, "One Texas soldier is better than
> > ten Taliban soldiers!"
> > The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the
> > dune whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes,
> > then silence.
> > The voice then calls out, "One Texas soldier is better than one hundred
> > Taliban soldiers!" Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best
> > 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After
> > 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
> > The Texan voice calls out again, "One Texas soldier is better than one
> > thousand Taliban soldiers!" The enraged Taliban Commander musters one
> > thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and
> > machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought....then silence.
> > Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and
> > with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men,
> > it's a trap There's two of them!!"
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