My most embarrassing moment...

was when I was travelling with my two babies to Cyprus. Hubbie was already there because he had to find us somewhere to live. Anyhow in England many moons ago we used to travel in a sort of half decker bus to the plane on the runway!! Not quite upstairs and downstairs but half upstairs and a normal downstairs...if you get my drift...!! Well we had the two front seats on the top deck of the bus. I had baby Lorraine in my arms and my son wanted to do a wee-wee and he was really desperate and I knew he wouldn't make it to the plane so I pulled out a plastic bag and had him wee-wee in that. I nearly died!! Out of the bottom corner of the bag emerged this fountain of water, dropped to the floor, trickled over the side and onto the deck below. I managed to pinch some of it back but I didn't dare move until everyone was off the bus and sure enough there below was the tell-tale sign and it had just missed a seat. How no-one noticed it I will never know and if they did, then they never said!! Guess the passengers were all looking out of the windows at the time...lol!! So with a baby in my arms and a toddler at my skirt, plus the holdall and me holding desperately onto this plastic bag I did manage to stumble down the stairs and make it to the runway where I let the rest of it escape. My little boy certainly looked a lot happier but for me it was a nightmare....lol!!