I tried to scan and copy but it didn't work so no pics
" I made Christmas cookies that look like me.
It's a subtle way of saying "BITE ME" to my relatives."
" If I start acting merry,
please stop me."
" I'm looking for a fun date this Christmas.
Now how do i get my hands on Santa's naughty list ?"
" Either I've got the holiday spirit,
or my doc has screwed up my meds again."
and the best one...
" I always hang mistletoe in the same spot...
in the middle belt loop on the back of jeans."
KEEP SMILING
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