Bass boat

My cousin Bubba.a real redneck,won him a brand new bass boat and took it home. Told his wife Lulla Mae all bout it. She said Bubba there ain't nuff water within a hundred miles to put that there boat in. He said I won it and I am a keeping it. Well Clyde,another real redneck, went over to see him the next day and ask Lulla Mae where Bubba was and she pointed out in the pasture. Bubba was a sitting in his new bass boat radio going with his fishing pole over the side. Clyde hollared Bubba what air you doing? I'm a fishing can't you see. Bubba it is folks like you that give us rednecks a bad name, If I could swim I'd come out there and whoop your butt.