The weather is 95 and hazy ..kind of like John McCain
Hot today here in New York City. Hot also in Washington. It was so hot today that Dick Cheney waterboarded himself." --David Letterman
When Hillary was campaigning in Florida, it was so hot, she was wearing her pantsuit without the pants
It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )
It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones
It was so hot in Palm Springs the Betty Ford Center said, "Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody”
It was so hot at "The View” that their new cast member is Ted Williams.
It was so hot out that North Korea test launched a long range Popsicle.
It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.
It was so hot today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.
How hot is it??
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