An oldie Groaner

Yorkshire,

Two elderly gents were chatting over the garden gate as a truck carrying rolls of turf goes by.

1st man says, 'When I win the lottery I'm going to do that'.

2nd man :- 'What, drive a truck?'

1st man :- 'No, send my grass away to be cut'



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