Two elderly gents were chatting over the garden gate as a truck carrying rolls of turf goes by.
1st man says, 'When I win the lottery I'm going to do that'.
2nd man :- 'What, drive a truck?'
1st man :- 'No, send my grass away to be cut'
An oldie Groaner
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