Red Neck Gardening 2010 - Can it get any crazier than this?

Watseka, IL(Zone 5a)

We-ins com from heyar!

http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/t/1055336/

We was diskcussing redneck gardening, shooting the breeze bout an unfinished yeller General Lee, a big bad Orange and a black hound dawg....container fluers and a hole lot of cool stuf!

Now ya'll rememer, ya gots to tex heyarr in billhilly, odderwise we-ins all no youd be a yank!
Need lessons Patty or me can teach yas, I thank...! Yano, jes use dis a heyar thread like yer cell phone foneks! That be gittin the job dun!

Disayar be ma fav coler! it be ga-reeen! Be ma JD 318 with the sooped up big ol bad Onan engine... she be a werking machine I tell you what! So hay that, hi thar HOE THAR, whatcha all do-in to git-r dun? So whats that thar yeller thang gots unnerits hood their girlfriend? Min got total open air C, a comfee tool box, seat with that thar rag to wipe sweat and whoo doggies that that detachable trunk thas handy for lotso thangs!

So lets get to yammerin aboat them cool rednek garden thangs! Pull up a lemon and sip yersef silly!

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