PRICE: $1,000 o/b/o -- PayPal payment only please
DESCRIPTION/ABOUT ME: Hello, my name is ‘Satin’ and I’m part dog (I’m sure my current owner will tell you more about that).
I am probably a little over a year old now - - since I am a stray, my accurate age is unknown. When I came to reside with my current owner in July, 2009, I was still a kitten (not full grown). My first name was ‘Cry-Baby’, because I was an indoors cat and I constantly wanted my owner to pick me up and pet me, and I let her know that. I soon got kicked out of the house because I was very annoying. My owner then changed my name to ‘Noisy’ because I continued with constant meowing and when she scolded me I would run off, but with much “back-talk”. My owner then changed my name to ‘Satin’ because of my beautiful shiny coat, and in hopes that my noisiness would cease. I have now gown up a bit, and am mostly well suited to my name, as I now meow a lot less.
I am all black with the exception of some brown hairs that can sometimes make me look to be red in spots when the sun glistens on me.
I have now become and indoor/outdoor cat after flea treatment. I am neutered, but not declawed. I will not use the bathroom in your house, and no need for a litter box if you will just let me out when I need to go. I do use the toilet in the bathroom though, so please leave the seat up because that it my place of preference for getting a drink. (My current owner does get a little frustrated with me though because I sometimes leave little dirty paw prints on the seat.)
I love the garden, so I will only go to a home with a garden.
I can be quite amusing and will give you many laughs. I love it when my current owner tills the garden. I dig a hole (just like a dog would do), and my current owner is amazed at the size of the hole that I’m digging. She thinks to herself “that’s an awful big hole to go potty in”. I then jump into the hole and dart out of if and back in again...what fun! Although I do not like to roll in dead animals, I do like to roll in the dirt. My current owner does not like this though as my coat becomes dingy looking instead of nice and shiny, and for some reason she will not let me in the house under those conditions.
I am a good cat...I know the word “NO”. I will not get on your table or your counters as long as you let me outside to exert all the excess energy I have. I will however want to be on your lap *at least* three to five times a day, and that not without being petted. This is sometimes very annoying to my current owner, because she says “I am busy”, and I do not know what that means. I will on occasion try to get on your computer keyboard.
I know how to give a high-five, I’m so cute. But I’m sorry to say that I’ve heard this cuteness can wear off. My current owner sometimes calls me “Satin-begger” because I beg to be petted putting my little paw up in the air for a high-five. I thought I was a pretty smart cat until I saw another cat on U-Tube that not only gave high-fives, but could ‘lay down’ and ‘roll over’ too. Perhaps I could learn those too, but I give high-fives without food treats (like the cat on U-Tube)...but will give them just for petting.
I think I’m going to be a real good hunter. So if you have problems with bunnies in your garden eating your flowers and things, I think I can help you with that. My current owner loves bunnies too, but she really gets irritated with them so she has given me permission to reduce their population. Hopefully I will be getting rid of the moles because my current owner is *very* irritated with them because they lift her plants out of the garden, unknown to her, and then the roots dry out and the plants die. I am very good at getting the little chipmunk type squirrels (not the big bushy tail red and grey ones). I have brought my current owner two of these and she is so happy with me. I guess she hates them because they are extremely destructive and have torn up her expensive padded lawn furniture and get in the chimney and house attic and tear up things. I did however bring her a baby bird, and I just do not understand, but she was *extremely* upset with me and I got a good scolding. But I can’t promise you I won’t continue that practice.
So I hope you will buy me because my current owner is needing Christmas money. I'm already in the box ready to go.
(But I think I heard her say, “just kidding”...and then smile)
