I wrote a story about leaf blowing my house

Hey all, I wrote a story about leaf blowing inside my house and
it was rejected for not being about gardening.

Hey, would a jeweler have a leaf blower? Would a shoe salesman have
a leaf blower?

NO>
Only a gardener would have a leaf blower. Or two.

Would you folks like to read my story here? I won't get paid
for it, but I think its funny enough to make life just a little bit more
nuts than it is already.
Sher