Why cant chickens cross the road and not have there motives questioned?
Chicken Jokes
A chicken with motives is ALWAYS questionable....
A man was looking after a parrot for his brother. For several days he was bombarded loudly at all hours by its swearing and noisy intrusions. His warnings to behave were ignored. Eventually, in frustration, he opened its cage, grabbed it, and threw it into his freezer. After five minutes he relented and replaced it on its perch. It was suddenly humble and quiet, looking at him with respect and tearful eyes. In a trembling voice it asked him, "what did that chicken do?"
OH LFJ: That was so funny!! Sure had me laughing good. Thanks. Hay
Now it's your turn to find one.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it can be done.
My 12 year old nephew told me that one this morning.
Rrrgh, ladies....lo
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken.
Elle: What in tarnation would we ever do without you? You are just two hoot's and a half. I love you craziness.
Today is my birthday, and the first people who wished me a happy birthday this morning at 5am were my chickens. Plus they each gave me a birthday present, a big brown egg.
I will definately protect them from punk rockers.
Happy Birthday Elle: Let's see, How old are you today? Lets see mmm thirty two, good guess huh Elle: Haystack
Happy Birthday Elleisn,
May the rest of your life be full of joy and peace and love.
This message was edited Sep 18, 2009 8:30 PM
Keeping in mind that I live very close to a busy road and the occasional bird has suffered the consequences...
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"It was playing Russian Roulette!!"
Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise'.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down
'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck'.
Awww, that was so good. Ty for the chuckle.
hi all
enjoy the jokes
i am a elle too
my chicken are doing good thing for me
elle
Hi Ellesgh,
Good to see you.
hi all
it nice here today
my chicken are all do fine
we are making a new hen house
we are going to have about 30 hen
elle
Loreen! I loved that chicken, oop's duck joke. Very funny.