Work vs. Prison:

Ames, NE(Zone 5b)





Work vs. Prison:

@ PRISON

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office



@ PRISON

You get three meals a day fully paid for


@ WORK

You get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it



@ PRISON

You get time off for good behavior


@ WORK

You get more work for
Good behavior



@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you


@ WORK
You must carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself



@ PRISON

You can watch TV and play games


@ WORK

You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games



@ PRISON

You get your own toilet


@ WORK

You have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat



@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit


@ WORK

You aren't even supposed to speak
To your family



@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required


@ WORK

You get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners



@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out


@ WORK

You spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars



@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens


@ WORK
They are called managers



THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!



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