Mid-Atlantic Gardening: Swapping & Chatting Ric & Holly's Swap III, 1 by Gitagal

Gitagal wrote:
INSTALLMENT # 99 IN THE SAGA OF DR. S. SUE HIM! I SAY!!!!

He should have his license revoked! What kind of a Dr. is he?
He has shed all his familiar "clothing" so he can pass for someone else.
Just because he is large and pretentious! So is a Trash truck! There!!!
Take that--you impostor!

Bring him out into the light! Only cowards hide in the cloak of the dark!
And--right under my nose! Playing Possum in my basement! Hiding behind a pile of pots!
How dare he? Let me go at him with my knife and saw in hand. There will be a blood-let!

All of M.A.F is witness to the issues HE has created and the pain he has caused me.
My word is my honor--and this Dr. has sullied it. I stay awake nights thinking about this!
People have given up what is near and dear to them to appease the "beast" in HIM.

SOOO---THE PLOT OF THE DR. S. BRUG. MYSTERY THICKENS.................

OK! Here are the FACTS and nothing BUT the facts! So help me Dr. Oz! YOU know everything!

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Rip off the mask--get rid of the cloak----this "thing" here is NOT a "pink NOID!!!"
It is the DR. himself. Incognito! He tried to pretend to be pink--but has been uncovered now.
A faded tattoo on his lower torso plainly says: "DR" Proof enough to me!!!

1--Look here at the criminal in hiding. He is just a bag of bones.....
2--I have taken the knife to him and cut him down to size. Yet--still he plays Possum.
The arrogant so-and so!
3--I have cut his head and arms off---and he still bleeds PINK!
4--I have butchered every bone in the Dr.'s body and buried it in dirt.
5--Here is the whole Family, gathered to support each other---but the DR. is cut up in pieces!
He's NOT bleeding PINK any more!!!!! His blood is now curdled.....