General Discussion & Chat: She's about to...63... Summer is here and it is stil HOT!!!!, 1 by joeswife

joeswife wrote:
well, I kept looking at hte tree limbs every where, and decided I wanted to trim the stickery bushes out front, and was going to throw out all that stuff, but a light bulb cameon and I thought, okay I will spread all these thorny bush limbs piece by piece all over the fence line out back, and in all the pots and around the pear tree where the squirrells and rabbits come and go, and also block the places I keep seeing mia the crossed eyed siamese cat from next door hop over the fence, felt really good that got done, decided to clean my messes with limbs up, checked the branch cuttings of the ROS I had to cut down for the brick work a couple weeks ago, and well, by the end of the day, and after eating and watching a Criminal minds episode with college girl who had cooked a wonderful meal for me,I went down stairs to pot up alot of the stuff I had dug up, and as i walked past the old brown sectional couch, I saw what looked like a pile of s*&t there. Instantly P*ss*d, I hollered at College girl to come down here and bring a bat or something that someone was in the house. All the hairs on my neck were up and I was scared to death. ( the garage door hasd been open for a few hours, remember? ) Well she comes down, with out a bat, without anything! She askes me what is the reason for my craziness. Hmmpf! I pointed to the pile of crap on the couch and reminded her that we do not have any pets, and that I thought someone had come in and did that and was hiding out to get us.. She laffed at me .. but humored me, by starting to yell.. comeout comeout we know u r here crazy serial killer dude..
putting in picsa of what I am sending out as I tell my story..